Heh – you just made me look up the words to “Pencil Neck Geek” by Freddie Blassie. I used to love (and sometimes record) the Dr. Demento Show. This song… oh, my.
(Chorus)
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique
He’s a one man, no gut, losing streak
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek
Last part (my personal favorite – cursing has gone out of fashion):
They say, “these geeks come a dime a dozen.”
I’m lookin’ for the guy who’s supplin’ the dimes
Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
Grit eatin’
Scum suckin’
Boot lickin’
Drop kickin’
Gut grindin’
Nail bitin’
Glue sniffin’
Scab pickin’
Butt scratchin’
Egg hatchin’
Sleezy
Smelly
Pepper bellied
Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin’, freaks
Nothing but a pencil neck geek
Heh – you just made me look up the words to “Pencil Neck Geek” by Freddie Blassie. I used to love (and sometimes record) the Dr. Demento Show. This song… oh, my.
(Chorus)
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique
He’s a one man, no gut, losing streak
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek
Last part (my personal favorite – cursing has gone out of fashion):
They say, “these geeks come a dime a dozen.”
I’m lookin’ for the guy who’s supplin’ the dimes
Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
Grit eatin’
Scum suckin’
Boot lickin’
Drop kickin’
Gut grindin’
Nail bitin’
Glue sniffin’
Scab pickin’
Butt scratchin’
Egg hatchin’
Sleezy
Smelly
Pepper bellied
Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin’, freaks
Nothing but a pencil neck geek
She seems to be changing colour again… or at least half-changing. Two-face style.