Astute readers (you, you, and most certainly, you) will remember that, according to the Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures one potrzebie equals the thickness of Mad Magazine issue #26, or 2.263348517438173216473 mm.

Fershlugginer is an exclamation equivalent to, oh, say, “ding-donged” or thereabouts. As in, “I can’t get the fershlugginer thingamajig to line up with the doohickey!”

And a veeblefetzer is a complicated piece of machinery or gadget.

Anyway, now you know where Stephanie will be while Edison and Larry enjoy their date. As much as they’re going to enjoy it. You’ll see on Wednesday.

And a big thank you to everyone who went over to Tapastic and viewed GK. I’m trying to reach 50,000 views by the end of the month, so you’ve been a great help.