Saved by the-whatever that thing is.

Happy Monday! If you’re in the U.S., I hope you had a safe and swell St. Patrick’s Day. If you’re not in the U.S. I still hope you had a safe and swell weekend.

So, Wednesday, a vow and a shocker. You’ll find out!

Hey! Run (or click), don’t walk over to “My Girlfriend’s Dog!” I’ve got a guest strip up!

Oh, and that surprise I told you about earlier? It’s taken a couple of steps closer…