You’re not helping, Victoria. Ah well, readers of “The Importance of Being Eleanor” will know that her little sister runs on a different set of tracks from everyone else.
Perhaps she’s just playing with everybody. Who knows?
Well, you will. Next time. Promise.
Meanwhile, it looks like she’s not coming back! “Moved on?” As in… maybe she’s got someone else? Heaven knows she’s had enough time to start anew. A new life, or un-life, if that’s the case.

I titled this “It’s De-Vickie” because I’ve been listening to “Anything Goes” a lot (the 1962 Eileen Rodgers/Hal Linden version). If you only know Mr. Linden from “Barney Miller,” you really need to look this one up.